wigglytuffer:

How to play The Sims

  1. spend 3 hours creating your family
  2. spend 3 days creating your house
  3. play the actual game for 20 minutes
  4. do not touch for 4 months
  5. repeat

(via armadillo)

(Source: officialfrenchtoast, via indigoneutrino)

dutchster:

i accidentally spilled monster energy drink in my fish bowl and now my goldfish won’t stop saying “bro” and keeps flexing its fins

(via finalfoopinly)

shaesweetling:

oh, a monster? perhaps you should speak to me more softly then.

(via ygrittekissedbyfire)

lapfoxs:

you claim tumblr has taught you a lot of things but i mean half of you still dont understand how to merely scroll past something you dont like instead of sending someone death threats so

(Source: bakrua, via lowwbloods)

flaming sun

Swagmistress

And what do I need 2 straws for? Does the fabulous barista think I will use more than one orifice to drink this?

“I think I just have a problem generally in life, of wanting more of everything - 
more emotion, more drama, more glitz.”

(via ghost-in-her-lungs)